(Loading area announcements.)
TIGGER
Hulloo out there! It’s me, Tigger—T-I-Double Guh-Er—and bein’ safe is what Tiggers like best! Please stay in your seats, keeping your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside. And grown-up types, please watch your little kids. Hoo hoo hoo hoo. TTFN (ta-ta for now)!
(Spanish safety spiel.)
(Ride begins.)
NARRATOR
One blustery day in the Hundred-Acre Wood, a little bear named Winnie the Pooh set off in search of honey.
ROO
Look, mama, look! I’m a kite!
KANGA
Hang on tightly, Roo!
GOPHER
Happy Windsday!
PIGLET
Oooh!
(Music transitions to “The Rain, Rain, Rain Came Down, Down, Down.”)
PIGLET
Heeeeeelp! P-p-please!
TIGGER
We’ll save ya, Piglet!
EEYORE
First the wind, and now this…
ROO
Whee! This is fun!
RABBIT
Goodness gracious!
(Music transitions to “The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers.”)
TIGGER
Follow me. Right this way, hoo hoo hoo! I’m Tigger, hoo hoo hoo hoo! (His voice turns ominous.) Heffalumps and woozles! Heffalumps and woozles… Steal honey! Beware! Beware!
(Music transitions to “Heffalumps and Woozles.”)
HEFFALUMPS AND WOOZLES (Singing)
A heffalump or woozle is very confuzle.
A heffalump or woozle’s very sly!
Sly! Sly! Sly!
They come in ones and twozles,
But if they so choozles,
Before your eyes you’ll see them multiply!
Ply! Ply! Ply!
They’re extra-ordinary so better be wary,
Because they come in every shape and size!
Size! Size! Size!
If honey’s what you covet, you’ll find that they love it,
Because they guzzle up the thing you prize!
Prize! Prize! Prize!
Beware! Beware!
Beware! Beware! Beware!
They’re black! They’re brown!
They’re up! They’re down!
They’re in! They’re out! They’re all about!
They’re far! They’re near! They’re gone! They’re here!
They’re quick and slick! They’re Insincere!
Beware! Beware!
Be a very wary bear!
(Music transitions to “Winnie the Pooh.” Pooh eats honey.)
WINNIE THE POOH (Spoken)
Mmm. Yum. Mmm. What a wonderful dream!
PIGLET
Wake up, Pooh! Wake up! Wake up, Pooh!
TIGGER
Pooh, boy, it’s yer birthday!
PIGLET
It’s time for your party, Pooh.
RABBIT
Hooray! Happy birthday!
OWL
Happy birthday!
ALL
Hip-hip-hooray! Hip-hip-hooray!
TIGGER
Happy birthday!
OWL
Hooray! Happy birthday!
PIGLET
Hip-hip hooray!
(Ride vehicles begin to exit.)
OWL
I hope you like my gift, Pooh Bear. These are all for you, Pooh Bear! I’m sure you’ll find my present to be quite delicious.
RABBIT
Have you seen so many presents? Open up those presents! Goodness gracious!
EEYORE
Hope you like my present. If you don’t like my present, I’ll take it back… You’ll never guess what it is.
TIGGER
Hoo hoo hoo hoo! Tiggers just love givin’ presents! The wonderful thing about Tiggers is they give the bestest presents.
WINNIE THE POOH
Wasn’t that fun?! Ooh, that was fun.
(Vehicles return to unload area.)
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