Haunted Mansion Holiday (Disneyland)

*Sung lyrics in bold.

(Guests enter foyer.)

GHOST HOST
‘Twas a long time ago (longer now than it seems),
In a place that, perhaps, you have seen in your dreams.
For the story that you are about to be told
Began in the holiday worlds of old.
I know you’re curious to see what’s inside.
It’s what happens when two holidays collide!

(Guests enter Stretching Room.)

Welcome, my friends, to our Christmas delight!
Come witness a ghoulishly glorious sight.
It’s time for our holiday tale to begin.
There’s no turning back now—please, come all the way in.

Our holiday tale is a tale that’s quite charming,
But during this season, it’s sometimes alarming.
So relax and reflect, feel free to take pause,
While we tell you a tale about dear Sandy Claws.

(Room begins stretching. Sounds of glass breaking.)

CHORUS
La la la la la, etc.

GHOST HOST
‘Twas the nightmare before Christmas, and all through the house,
Not a creature was peaceful—not even a mouse.
The stockings, all hung by the chimney with care,
When opened that morning would cause such a scare.
The children, nestled all snug in their beds,
Would have nightmares of monsters and skeleton heads. (Laughs.)

(Glass breaking sound overhead reveals Jack and Zero.)

JACK SKELLINGTON
Happy holidays, everyone! (Laughs.)

(Scream and crashing sound, followed by laughter and eerie singing.)

GHOST HOST
Now hurry along. As they say, “Look alive.”
This is one holiday you will want to survive. (Laughs.)

(Guests proceed into hallway.)

Jack Skellington came here from Halloween Town,
You’ll notice his handiwork scattered around.
This year, he’s decided to play Sandy Claws,
But when Halloween creates Christmas… you might see a few flaws.

And now, a dark carriage will take you away.
Sit back, rest in peace, in your black Christmas sleigh.
Your sleigh will accommodate one or two more.
We hope you’re prepared for what Jack has in store.

(Guests board doom buggies.)

Don’t pull down the bar—it will float down with ease.
And keep a close watch on all children, please.
All good ghouls and boys must sit safe in their seats,
And keep in their sleigh all hands, arms, legs, or feets.

(Spanish safety spiel.)

More rapid than vultures, the Mansion was changed.
All was soon covered, adorned, and deranged.
And what, to your wondering eyes, disappears,
Is Jack’s little friend Zero—the ghost dog reindeer!

Nothing here was forgotten—it all looks so pleasant.
“A coffin,” Jack says, “makes a fine Christmas present.” (Laughs.)
A man-eating plant makes a wonderful wreath,
As long as you don’t get caught in its teeth!

Jack’s holiday vision was unlike no other,
So ring out the bells! There’s more cheer to uncover.

MADAME LEOTA
On the 13th day of Christmas, my ghoul love gave to me
Thirteen rings of power—embracing strength that never ends.
Twelve signs of the zodiac that rule the future and transcend.
Eleven candles floating—their scent of mystery in the air.
Ten telling tea leaves that swirl with secrets yet to share.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my ghoul love gave to me
Nine magic crystals that sparkle with a force that is pure.
Eight balls of knowledge that answer with a truth that is sure.
Seven pearls of wisdom to keep my love bewitched to me.
Six mystic mirrors, reflecting futures yet to be.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my ghoul love gave to me
Five lucky charms, to understand the right from wrong.
Four wheels of fortune, to spin their rich and golden song.
Three life lines—extending help to those in need.
Two passion potions, that love and romance may succeed.

On the first day of Christmas, my ghoul love gave to me
A Star! A brilliant star for my fortune card tree.

(Ride vehicles enter ballroom.)

GHOST HOST
With some treats and some games, you can make a scene merry.
Why, even a gingerbread house can seem scary!
All at once, happy haunts did materialize,
Like a nightmarish painting by Currier and Ives.

(Ride vehicles enter attic.)

A bag full of toys, Jack had slung on his back.
They were strange and bizarre—and on the attack!

(Ride vehicles enter graveyard.)

Sandy Claws worked his magic, both outside and in.
But one final touch made his bony face grin.
“Now what better gift on my friends to bestow
Than a graveyard that’s covered in ghostly white snow.”

JACK SKELLINGTON
It’s Christmas! Have you been good this year? Ho-ho-ho! What’s this? Can you believe your eyes? I like this Christmas thing! See Zero—I told you they would like our Christmas! Fruitcake anyone? Ho-ho-ho! I really outdid myself this time! Look at all the happy faces. Seasons greetings, everyone! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, hee-hee-hee! It’s Christmas time! Welcome to my Christmas delight! Have you been naughty or nice? I have a special present just for you! Happy Holidays, everyone!

GHOST CHORUS
What’s this? What’s this? What’s this? What’s this? 
We wish you a scary Christmas 
And a Haunted New Year!
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize!

Fa la la la! Fa la la la la la la la la la!
What’s this? What’s this? What’s this? What’s this?
Jolly dear old Sandy Claws,
While the graveyard sleeps,
Down the chimney dark and damp,
With your sack, you creep.
Happy haunts materialize
For a swinging wake.
Glowing pumpkins harmonize.
Joyful screams we’ll make!

Ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho!
Ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho!
Fa la la la! Fa la la la la la la la la la!
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize!

What’s this? What’s this? What’s this? What’s this?
Garlands made of iron chains,
Candles glowing bright.
Spiders make good ornaments
For our tree of fright!
Creepy crypts look awful nice,
Tied up in a bow.
Now our graveyard’s pure and white,
With the ghostly snow!

Ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho!
Ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ho!
Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize!

OOGIE BOOGIE
Welcome to Oogie’s holiday tricks and treats! Round and round she goes. What’s your gift? Oogie knows! (Laughs.) Are you getting a trick or a treat? Isn’t this fun?! Ooh, I can’t wait to see what you get. It’s gift-giving time! You get what you get! Have I got a present for you?! (Laughs.) It’s all good here—sugar and spice, naughty and nice. Have you been naughty or nice, huh? Well, looky who we got here! I have a special holiday something, just for you. Hang on to your holiday hat! Oogie’s got some gifts for ya! So, you found me? Too late now—it’s time for your gift! (Laughs.) Oogie just loves sharing, and you’re about to see how generous old Oogie can be. Ooh, this is gonna be fun!

MALE SAFETY ANNOUNCER
Please exit by stepping away from the car with your left foot first. Step out, and stand on the moving platform.

FEMALE SAFETY ANNOUNCER
Please exit to your left by stepping away from the cars with your left foot first. Step out, and stand on the moving platform.

(Guests exit doom buggies and take moving platform up ramp.)

JACK SKELLINGTON
Merry Christmas, one and all!

SALLY
Thank you, Sandy Claws, for bringing good cheer.
Please hurry back—we can’t wait ’til next year!
And I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight…

JACK SKELLINGTON
The world will not forget my Christmas night!

SALLY
Hurry back! Hurry back!
Be sure to bring your Sandy Claws sack.
I’ll be waiting to open my Christmas presents.
Hurry back! Hurry back…

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Disneyland Railroad (Disneyland)

(Loading area announcements.)

ANNOUNCER
Your attention please! The Disneyland Limited, now arriving from a trip around Walt Disney’s Magic Kingdom. Passengers will stand by to board.

Your attention please! The Disneyland Limited, now leaving for a grand circle tour of the Magic Kingdom, with stops at New Orleans Square, Mickey’s Toontown, and Tomorrowland. All passengers, board!

(Train stops at Main Street Station.)

NARRATOR
Hello, folks! Welcome aboard the Disneyland Railroad! We’re now embarking on a grand circle tour of the Magic Kingdom, with stops at New Orleans Square, Mickey’s Toontown, and Tomorrowland—followed by a visit to the Grand Canyon and Primeval World. We got a lot of travelin’ ahead of us, so remember: for a safe trip, you need to stay seated, keeping your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the train. And please, watch your children.

(Spanish safety spiel.)

(Elephant sound.)

Uh oh. Did you folks hear that? Sounds to me like we’ve reached the wilds of Adventureland, where you just might run into a lot of savage critters out there, includin’ lions, and tigers, and tiki birds! Everybody best be on the lookout—ya never know just what may show up.

We’re approaching our first stop: New Orleans Square Station. This station serves Frontierland, New Orleans Square, and Critter Country. If you’ll be leavin’ us here, please remain seated ’til the train comes to a complete stop. Then watch your step while gettin’ off. Have a good time in the frontier, ya hear?! For those of your continuin’ on with us, we’ll be resumin’ our trip in just a moment. This is New Orleans Square!

(Train stops at New Orleans Square Station.)

To those who’ve just joined us, welcome aboard the Disneyland Railroad! To ensure a safe ride, remember to stay seated with your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the train. And please, watch your kids!

(Spanish safety spiel.)

We’re now enterin’ Splash Mountain—where every day is a “zip-a-dee-doo-dah day!” If you look real hard, you might just find your Laughin’ Place.

SPLASH MOUNTAIN CHORUS (Singing)
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,
My, oh my, what a wonderful day!
Welcoming back Br’er Rabbit today—
We always knew that he’d get away!

He’s had enough of movin’ on now.
It’s where he’s born and bred in.
The briar patch is where he’s headin’.

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,
Wonderful feeling, wonderful day!

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay!
My, oh my, what a wonderful day!
Plenty of sunshine heading our way.
We never doubted he’d get away!

Moving on taught him a lesson.
You’ve learned it well, Br’er Rabbit.
Gettin’ caught’s a nasty habit.

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,
Wonderful feeling, feeling this way!

Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay!
It’s a time for celebratin’ today!
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay!
Gathered together this wonderful day!

NARRATOR
We’re now passing over Critter Country, where Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, Br’er Rabbit, and Br’er Bear make their homes and embark on fun-filled adventures. Although this land was made for critters, human-type folks are always invited to stop in and visit a spell.

We’re traveling along the Rivers of America and into the American frontier as it looked more than a century ago. This area’s so rich with natural beauty and wildlife, you can see why the early settlers were inspired to move west! And you’re seein’ this view just like many of them did—from the comfort of a genuine steam-powered train. When these iron horses first started criss-crossin’ the country in the 1800s, the time it took folks to reach the West dropped from months to a matter of days! Why, steam power not only fueled trains, but the dreams of a whole new generation, as they settled this great frontier.

Say, have you ever wondered what it would be like to visit the cartoon town where Mickey, Minnie, Donald, and Goofy live? Well, in just a few moments you can find out for yourself, because our next stop is Toontown Depot—official train station for Mickey’s Toontown! This is also the nearest stop to Fantasyland—where you’ll find many of your favorite Disney animated characters and stories. If you’ll be leavin’ us here, please wait until the train comes to a full stop. Remember your personal belongings, then step carefully from the train. Y’all have fun, and say hi to Mickey for me! For those of you continuing on with us, we’ll be resuming our trip in just a moment. This is Toontown Depot!

(Train stops at Toontown Depot.)

Hello, everyone! Thanks for joining us on the Disneyland Railroad. For a safe ride, remember to stay seated, with your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the train. And please, watch your kids.

(Spanish safety spiel.)

As we steam on through Fantasyland, you may wanna take one more look at the majestic Matterhorn Mountain, and the happiest cruise that ever sailed, “it’s a small world.”

Folks, ahead of us lies the future! Well, I guess we all know that… What I mean to say is, we’re headin’ into Tomorrowland—where everything is possible. If you look overhead, you might catch a glimpse of a monorail! When Disneyland introduced the Monorail back in 1959, it was the first daily-operating monorail system in the entire Western Hemisphere. Winding below us is the Autopia—where drivers of all ages can get behind the wheel of a car, and no license is required. If you’ve ever wanted to become an astronaut, then you might want to stop at Space Mountain and Star Tours, where they got some new-fangled flyin’ spaceships that’ll launch you into the deepest reaches of space. And you can ride ’em if you got the mind—huh, and the nerve.

Well folks, we’re now arrivin’ at Tomorrowland Station. If you’ll be leavin’ us here, just stay seated ’til we come to a full stop. Gather your belongings and step carefully from the train. Thanks! Have fun in the future. For the rest of ya, just sit tight. We’ll be on our way again in just a minute!

(Train stops at Tomorrowland Station.)

To those joining us, welcome aboard! The next leg of our journey will take us along the rim of the Grand Canyon. It’s a mighty long drop to the canyon floor, so for your safety, stay seated with your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the train. Be sure to watch your kids, and no flash pictures, please.

(Spanish safety spiel.)

(Train enters tunnel and goes past the Grand Canyon dioramas.)

That was the Grand Canyon as we know it today. But it wasn’t always that way. Quiet now, as we travel back in time. Back to the fantastic Primeval World—land of the dinosaurs.

(Train passes Primeval World dioramas.)

We’re now steamin’ back to our own time, and to Main Street Station—gateway to Disneyland. If you’ll be leavin’ us here, stay in your seat ’til we come to a full stop. And remember to gather all your personal belongings (includin’ the younguns if you got any), and step carefully from the train. I’d specially like to thank those of you who been with me for the grand circle tour of Disneyland. We sure hope you’ve enjoyed your travels with us and that you’ll come back and see us again real soon! For those of your travelin’ on, we’ll be on our way again in just a few minutes.

(Train stops at Main Street Station.)

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The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (Disneyland)

(Loading area announcements.)

TIGGER
Hulloo out there! It’s me, Tigger—T-I-Double Guh-Er—and bein’ safe is what Tiggers like best! Please stay in your seats, keeping your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside. And grown-up types, please watch your little kids. Hoo hoo hoo hoo. TTFN (ta-ta for now)!

(Spanish safety spiel.)

(Ride begins.)

NARRATOR
One blustery day in the Hundred-Acre Wood, a little bear named Winnie the Pooh set off in search of honey.

ROO
Look, mama, look! I’m a kite!

KANGA
Hang on tightly, Roo!

GOPHER
Happy Windsday!

PIGLET
Oooh!

(Music transitions to “The Rain, Rain, Rain Came Down, Down, Down.”)

PIGLET
Heeeeeelp! P-p-please!

TIGGER
We’ll save ya, Piglet!

EEYORE
First the wind, and now this…

ROO
Whee! This is fun!

RABBIT
Goodness gracious!

(Music transitions to “The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers.”)

TIGGER
Follow me. Right this way, hoo hoo hoo! I’m Tigger, hoo hoo hoo hoo! (His voice turns ominous.) Heffalumps and woozles! Heffalumps and woozles… Steal honey! Beware! Beware!

(Music transitions to “Heffalumps and Woozles.”)

HEFFALUMPS AND WOOZLES (Singing)
A heffalump or woozle is very confuzle.
A heffalump or woozle’s very sly!
Sly! Sly! Sly!

They come in ones and twozles,
But if they so choozles,
Before your eyes you’ll see them multiply!
Ply! Ply! Ply!

They’re extra-ordinary so better be wary,
Because they come in every shape and size!
Size! Size! Size!

If honey’s what you covet, you’ll find that they love it,
Because they guzzle up the thing you prize!
Prize! Prize! Prize!
Beware! Beware!
Beware! Beware! Beware!

They’re black! They’re brown!
They’re up! They’re down!
They’re in! They’re out! They’re all about!
They’re far! They’re near! They’re gone! They’re here!
They’re quick and slick! They’re Insincere!

Beware! Beware!
Be a very wary bear!

(Music transitions to “Winnie the Pooh.” Pooh eats honey.)

WINNIE THE POOH (Spoken)
Mmm. Yum. Mmm. What a wonderful dream!

PIGLET
Wake up, Pooh! Wake up! Wake up, Pooh!

TIGGER
Pooh, boy, it’s yer birthday!

PIGLET
It’s time for your party, Pooh.

RABBIT
Hooray! Happy birthday!

OWL
Happy birthday!

ALL
Hip-hip-hooray! Hip-hip-hooray!

TIGGER
Happy birthday!

OWL
Hooray! Happy birthday!

PIGLET
Hip-hip hooray!

(Ride vehicles begin to exit.)

OWL
I hope you like my gift, Pooh Bear. These are all for you, Pooh Bear! I’m sure you’ll find my present to be quite delicious.

RABBIT
Have you seen so many presents? Open up those presents! Goodness gracious!

EEYORE
Hope you like my present. If you don’t like my present, I’ll take it back… You’ll never guess what it is.

TIGGER
Hoo hoo hoo hoo! Tiggers just love givin’ presents! The wonderful thing about Tiggers is they give the bestest presents.

WINNIE THE POOH
Wasn’t that fun?! Ooh, that was fun.

(Vehicles return to unload area.)

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Disneyland Forever Fireworks (Disneyland)

*Sung lyrics in bold.

(Music begins.)

FEMALE SOLOIST
Step into the magic!
Step into the magic!

NARRATOR
Just imagine: if you were standing right here over 60 years ago, you’d be standing in the middle of an orange grove. One visionary man stood right where you are now, but instead of orange trees, he envisioned a Magic Kingdom. This man’s name was Walt Disney, and his dream would be called Disneyland.

WALT DISNEY
It’s been said that as long as there’s imagination left in the world, Disneyland will never be complete.

(Tinker Bell flies around the castle.)

PETER PAN
(Crows.) Imagination? We got a lot of that around here! Right, Tinker Bell? Ah, atta-girl, Tink—sprinkle your pixie dust! Let’s show ’em just how magical this place can be. C’mon everybody, here we go!

FEMALE SOLOIST
It’s a world where you belong,
Where you can dream aloud.

FEMALE SOLOIST AND MALE SOLOIST
Your heart will follow!

MALE SOLIST
Get up, and sing along!
The moment’s here and now,

FEMALE SOLOIST AND MALE SOLOIST
Inside, we all know!

If we believe in the fantasy,
It will carry us away, carry us away.
You and me, makin’ memories today.
Yeah!

Step into the magic.
Watch the stories come to life!
Step into the magic.
Every color shines so bright.
Step into the magic!
Step into the magic!

(Music changes to “Step in Time.”)

BERT
Come on, mateys, step in time!

CHIMNEY SWEEPS
Step in time! Step in time!

Step in time, step in time.
Step in time, step in time.
Never need a reason, never need a rhyme,
Step in time, you step in time!

BERT
Kick your knees up!

CHIMNEY SWEEPS
Kick your knees up, step in time.
Kick your knees up, step in time.
Never need a reason, never need a rhyme,
Kick your knees up, step in time!

BERT
Flap like a birdy!

CHIMNEY SWEEPS
Flap like a birdy, step in time.
Flap like a birdy, step in time.
Never need a reason, never need a rhyme,
Step in time, you step in time!

(Music changes to “I See the Light.”)

RAPUNZEL
All those days, watching from the windows.
All those years, outside looking in.
All that time, never even knowing 
Just how blind I’ve been.

RAPUNZEL AND FLYNN
And at last I see the light,

FLYNN
And it’s like the fog has lifted.

RAPUNZEL AND FLYNN
And at last I see the light,

RAPUNZEL
And it’s like the sky is new.

RAPUNZEL AND FLYNN
And it’s warm and real and bright,
And the world has somehow shifted.
All at once, everything is different,
Now that I see you.
Now that I see you.

(Music changes to “Rumbly in My Tumbly.” Sound of bees buzzing.)

WINNIE THE POOH
Hum dum dee dum, hum dum dee dum,
I’m so rumbly in my tumbly.
Time to munch an early luncheon,
Hum dee dum dum dum.

(Buzzing gets louder, music turns ominous.)

OMINOUS CHORUS
Heffalumps and woozles steal honey… Beware! Beware!

A heffalump or woozle is very confuzle.
A heffalump or woozle’s very sly!
Sly! Sly! Sly!

They come in ones and twozles,
But if they so choozles,
Before your eyes you’ll see them multiply!
Ply! Ply! Ply!

If honey’s what you covet, you’ll find that they love it,
Because they guzzle up the thing you prize!

(Music changes to “Circle of Life.”)

MALE SOLOIST
Nants ingonyama bagithi, baba!

CHORUS
Sithi uhm ingonyama.
Ingonyama nengw’ enamabala, etc.

FEMALE SOLOIST
From the day we arrive on the planet,
And blinking, step into the sun,
There’s more to see than can ever be seen.
More to do than can ever be done.

It’s the circle of life,
And it moves us all.
Through despair and hope,
Through faith and love.
Till we find our place
On the path unwinding.
In the circle,
The circle of—

(Music changes to “I Wanna Be Like You.”)

KING LOUIE
(Scats.)
Now I’m the king of the swingers,

Ooh, the jungle VIP,
I’ve reached the top and had to stop,
And that’s what a-botherin’ me.

Oh, oo-bee-doo,
I wanna be like you!
I wanna walk like you,
Talk like you too.
You’ll see it’s true,
An ape like me
Can learn to be human too.

(Music gets faster. Fireworks go off quickly. Music changes to Ursula’s theme and then to Ariel’s theme.)

ARIEL
Ah, ah, ah, etc.

(Music changes to “Under the Sea.”)

SEBASTIAN
Ha! Haha. Hey! Ha ha ha. Here we go now!

Under the sea.

CHORUS
Under the sea!

SEBASTIAN
Under the sea.

CHORUS
Under the sea!

SEBASTIAN
When the sardine begin the beguine,
It’s music to me!
What do they got?

CHORUS
A lot of sand!
We got a hot crustacean band.

SEBASTIAN
Each little clam here
Know how to jam, here…

CHORUS
Under the sea!

(Music changes to Mount Wannahockaloogie chant.)

FISH CHORUS
Ha-ho-wah-he-hah-ho-ho-ho, etc.

BLOAT
Nemo, newcomer of orange and white: you have been called forth to the summit of Mount Wannahockaloogie to join with us in the fraternal bonds of tankhood… If you are able to swim through the ring of fire!

(Chanting resumes.)

PEACH
Isn’t there another way?! He’s just a boy!

(Chanting climaxes. Matterhorn “erupts.” Music changes to main theme.)

FEMALE SOLOIST
Come on and live, imagining…

(Music changes to “Let It Go.”)

ELSA
The snow glows white on the mountain tonight,
Not a footprint to be seen.
A kingdom of isolation,
And it looks like I’m the queen.

The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside.
Couldn’t keep it in—heaven knows I tried!

Don’t let them in, don’t let them see.
Be the good girl you always have to be.
Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know.
Well, now they know!

Let it go! Let it go!
I am one with the wind and sky.
Let it go! Let it go!
You’ll never see me cry.

Here I stand 
In the light of day.
Let the storm rage on!
The cold never bothered me anyway.

(Music changes to main Disneyland Forever theme.)

NARRATOR
As Walt Disney said, “Disneyland will never be complete.” And as the future will show us, with enough imagination, it will continue to build and grow on one enduring promise—that all who journey into its magical gates will feel forever young. And the magic, as Walt assured us, will never end.

(Music changes to “When You Wish Upon a Star” and then back to Disneyland Forever theme.)

FEMALE SOLOIST AND MALE SOLOIST
Turn on your light!
Come on, and live the magic.
So much to find,
Come on and live the magic.

FEMALE SOLOIST
When you wish upon a star…

FEMALE SOLOIST AND MALE SOLOIST
If we believe in the fantasy,
It will carry us away, carry us away.
You and me, makin’ memories today.

Step into the magic;
Watch the stories come to life!
Step into the magic;
Every color shines so bright.
Step into the magic!
Step into the magic!

CHORUS
Ah, ah, ah, etc.

JIMINY CRICKET
Just think, all of this is yours… forever!

CHORUS
Come on, and live the magic!

(Show ends. Post-show music begins: “Kiss Goodnight” by Richard Sherman. Next, exit music plays: “Live the Magic.”)

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Dream Along with Mickey (Magic Kingdom)

*Sung lyrics in bold.

(Music begins with fanfare.)

ANNOUNCER
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the Magic Kingdom—where dreams come true!

(Characters begin to enter.)

MINNIE
Oh, hello everyone! And welcome to today’s big celebration!

GOOFY
Um, Minnie… Don’t ya think we oughta wait for Mickey?

MINIIE
Oh, don’t worry. He’s on his way! And he’s bringing a big surprise!

DONALD
Oh boy!

MINNIE
But now, it’s time for us to get things started. Is everybody all set?

(ENSEMBLE cheers.)

Then let’s go!

ENSEMBLE
We’re gonna have a party
Like none you’ve ever seen before!

MINNIE
Oh, this is so exciting! We better get ready.

ENSEMBLE
So much anticipation, just feel it in the air.
A magical occasion for everyone to share!

GOOFY
Hey, look! We got decorations!

MINNIE
Ooh, they’re perfect!

DONALD
Where does this go?

MINNIE
Over there. Yes, there! All right, gang. We’re all set!

GOOFY
Yippee!

ENSEMBLE
Join the party, a castle party.
We’re all invited to come and join the fun!
So let’s get started. So much to do.
Come join the party,
Where dreams really do come true!

Get ready for the magic—
A spectacle beyond compare.
There’s romance and adventure,
There’s laughter and much more.
With our imaginations,
Imagine what’s in store!

Join the party, a castle party.
We’re all invited to come and join the fun!
So let’s get started. So much to do.
Come join the party, 
Where dreams really do come true!

WOMEN
Welcome to our kingdom of dreams,
Where enchantment never ends.

MEN
Where every day’s a magic day…

ENSEMBLE
To celebrate with all our friends.
All our friends.

(MICKEY enters.)

MICKEY
Hi, everybody! I made it!

ENSEMBLE
He’s here, hiya Mickey, etc.

Join the party, a castle party.
We’re all invited to come and join the fun!
So let’s get started. So much to do.
Come join the party, 

MICKEY
A real swell party! Oh boy!

ENSEMBLE
Come join the party,
Where dreams really do come true!

(Applause.)

MICKEY
Hi, everybody, and welcome to the party!

DONALD
Hi Mickey! What’s the surprise?

MICKEY
The surprise? Well, you see, I invited some very special guests to today’s castle party. They’re gonna dream along with us!

DONALD
That’s the surprise?!

GOOFY
But Donald, they’re gonna bring their dreams along to share.

DONALD
Ah, phooey. Nobody believes in dreams anymore.

MINNIE
Oh, Donald! You mean you don’t believe in dreams?! Oh, why everyone believes in dreams! You see, that’s the only way dreams can come true.

MICKEY
I bet all our pals out there believe in dreams, dontcha? What do you say, gang? Tell us your dreams real loud!

CHILD #1
I want to be a beautiful princess at a ball!

MINNIE
Did you say “be a princess”? Me too!

CHILD #2
I want to be a pirate!

GOOFY
Hey, I’ve always wanted to be a pirate too!

MICKEY
Hot dog! Ya see, Donald? Everybody has a dream. You just have to believe.

DONALD
Ah, phooey!

MICKEY
Come on, gang! Let’s show Donald we all believe in our dreams. Just reach down deep inside and find the magic in your heart. Then, on the count of three, we’ll all wish together real loud by saying “Dreams come true!”

DONALD
It’ll never work!

MICKEY
All right. Concentrate, everybody. Are you ready now? One, two, three…

ENSEMBLE
Dreams come true!

(Fireworks go off. Music changes to princess theme.)

GOOFY
What’s that?

MINNIE
That music… those voices… it’s beautiful!

MICKEY
See, we all believed together, and it worked!

DONALD
What worked?

MINNIE
The dream… It’s coming true!

MICKEY
And look—our guests have arrived.

(SNOW WHITE and THE PRINCE, CINDERELLA and PRINCE CHARMING, AURORA and PRINCE PHILIP enter and dance.)

CINDERELLA
So this is love,
Mm-mm-mm-mm.

PRINCE CHARMING
So this is what makes life divine.

CINDERELLA
I’m all aglow,

PRINCE CHARMING
And now I know…

CINDERELLA AND PRINCE CHARMING
The key to all heaven is mine!

SNOW WHITE
Someday, my prince will come.

THE PRINCE
Someday, I’ll find my love.

SNOW WHITE
And how thrilling that moment will be,
When the prince of my dreams comes to me.

AURORA
I know you,
I walked with you once upon a dream.

PRINCE PHILIP
But if I know you,
I know what you’ll do.

AURORA
You’ll love me at once,
The way you did once…

AURORA AND PRINCE PHILIP
Upon a dream.

MINNIE
Oh my! That was so romantic. Why it’s just like a dream come true!

MICKEY
Say, Minnie, would you like to join ’em?

MINNIE
Me? Oh no, I couldn’t! I’m not a princess.

MICKEY
Gosh, Minnie, you’ve always been a princess to me!

MINNIE
Oh, Mickey…

MICKEY
(Clears throat.) Your highness, may I have this dance?

MINNIE
Oh, I’d love to!

PRINCES AND PRINCESSES
Have faith in your dreams and some day
Your rainbow will come smiling through.
No matter how your heart is grieving,
If you keep on believing,
The dream that you wish will come true.
Your dream will come true!

(Applause. MICKEY, MINNIE, PRINCES, and PRINCESSES exit. GOOFY and DONALD enter.)

GOOFY
And they all lived happily ever after. Gawrsh, that was some dream! (Laughs.)

DONALD
Kinda mushy if you ask me.

GOOFY
Y’know, Donald, that sure was purty. But if I had a dream come true, my dream would be full of fun and adventure.

(PETER PAN enters.)

PETER PAN
Did someone say “adventure”?

GOOFY
Gawrsh, that was me! (Laughs.)

PETER PAN
Well then, adventure it is!

DONALD
Here we go again…

PETER PAN
So hoist the anchor! Raise the sails! Fall in line, ya swabs. It’s time to set sail for adventure. An adventure that begins with…

(ENSEMBLE enters, dressed as pirates. WENDY is with them.)

ENSEMBLE
Pirates!
Oh, a pirates life is a wonderful life,
A-rovin’ over the sea.
Give me a career as a buccaneer,
It’s the life of a pirate for me!
Oh, the life of a pirate for me!

(ENSEMBLE dances and dresses up DONALD as CAPTAIN HOOK and GOOFY as MR. SMEE. DONALD scares GOOFY)

GOOFY
Yeow!

PETER PAN
Hey, Captain Hook—en garde!

GOOFY
Get him, Donald—I mean, get him, Captain Hook!

DONALD
En garde! Ha!

(DONALD and PETER PAN sword fight. DONALD wins. The ENSEMBLE lifts him up on their shoulders.)

ENSEMBLE
We’re told to attack a thousand ships for darling Captain Hook!

PIRATE
It seems we always make these trips to crook what we can crook.

TWO PIRATES
We have to sing yo-ho, yo-ho,

PIRATE
We sing it whether we come or go!

WOMEN
‘Cause that’s the only song we know!

ENSEMBLE
We’re pirating our ships.

We work for many a thief.
We plunder for many a crook.
There’s never a gent so elegant
As the elegant Captain Hook! Yo-ho!

(CAPTAIN HOOK and MR. SMEE enter.)

CAPTAIN HOOK
You called?

GOOFY
Gawrsh… It’s the real Captain Hook!

CAPTAIN HOOK
And what are you suppose to be?

DONALD
We’re pirates!

CAPTAIN HOOK
Pirates! Did you hear that, Smee? They’re pirates!

MR. SMEE
Ah, well, Captain. I heard ’em—pirates!

CAPTAIN HOOK
Well then, if they were really pirates, then I suppose they’d know how to fight like a pirate! En garde!

GOOFY AND DONALD
Whoa!!

(CAPTAIN HOOK and MR. SMEE chase DONALD and GOOFY)

CAPTAIN HOOK
(Laughs.) Run you cowards. Run! (Laughs.)

PETER PAN
I’ll accept your challenge, Hook!

CAPTAIN HOOK
Peter Pan?!

PETER PAN
En garde!

(PETER PAN and CAPTAIN HOOK sword fight.)

MR. SMEE
Give it to ‘im, Captain! Ooh, this is fun!

CAPTAIN HOOK
Smee, you quivering idiot! Get the girl!

(MR. SMEE captures WENDY.)

MR. SMEE.
Oh, Captain! I’ve caught her, Captain!

DONALD
Oh, no ya don’t!

(DONALD rescues WENDY from MR. SMEE then grabs a large clock.)

CAPTAIN HOOK
I’ve got you this time, Peter Pan!

PETER PAN
I say, Captain, do you hear something?

CAPTAIN HOOK
What?!

PETER PAN
Do you think it could be your old friend, the crocodile?

CAPTAIN HOOK
Crocodile?! Where? I don’t see him!

PETER PAN
Is he over there?

CAPTAIN HOOK
Ooh, where?! Smee!

PETER PAN
Or over there?

CAPTAIN HOOK
Smee!!!

PETER PAN
Or right behind you?!

CAPTAIN HOOK
Smeeeeeee!!!!

(CAPTAIN HOOK breaks down while everyone laughs at him.)

GOOFY
It’s just a clock…

(GOOFY and the ENSEMBLE laugh, but their laughter is interrupted by MALEFICENT’s evil cackle. MICKEY enters.)

MICKEY
Gosh! What was that?

(MALEFICENT enters.)

MALEFICENT
Well, well. Quite a glittering assemblage. I was quite distressed at not receiving an invitation. An oversight, I’m sure… Nevertheless, I too have a dream to share.

MINNIE
You… you do?

MALEFICENT
Oh, yes, my dear, I do. Listen well! (Thunder claps.) You see my friends, the time has come to bring my gift—my wish—to you. Starting today, this kingdom will change to the place where nightmares come true! (Evil laugh.) Run! Run! (Evil laugh.)

DONALD
Wait a minute, what about the dreams?

MINNIE
Donald!

MALEFICENT
Poor little duck! Huh, no one truly believes in dreams any longer—which is why it is a perfect time for me to return to power!

DONALD
But believe in dreams.

MALEFICENT
That you believe in dreams is of very little consequence!

DONALS
But everyone believes! Right, Mickey?

MICKEY
Donald, that’s it! As long as we all believe, then the power of dreams will always triumph.

MALEFICENT
Ha! Oh, this is priceless!

MICKEY
Listen everybody—we all need to work together! On the count of three, let’s all find the magic inside our hearts and dream together one more time. Remember, reach deep inside, and say over and over, real loud, “Dreams come true!” Ready? One, two, three!

ENSEMBLE
Dreams come true!

MICKEY
That’s right!

ENSEMBLE
Dreams come true!

MALEFICENT
What?

ENSEMBLE
Dreams come true!

MICKEY
Keep going!

ENSEMBLE
Dreams come true!

MR. SMEE
C-c-c-captain?

ENSEMBLE
Dreams come true!

CAPTAIN HOOK
What are they doing?

ENSEMBLE
Dreams come True!

(Fireworks go off.)

MICKEY
Hot dog! That’s it!

CAPTAIN HOOK
Mr. Smee, I believe it’s time we took our leave of this  little party.

MR. SMEE
Wait for meeeeee!

(CAPTAIN HOOK and MR. SMEE exit.)

MALEFICENT
Imbeciles! And you—you may have the power of dreams on your side this time, but just you wait! One day the kingdom will stop believing. Then all will be lost! Remember, you haven’t seen the last of me! (Evil cackle as she disappears.)

MICKEY
You did it! It worked!

MINNIE
By believing in your dreams, you saved the day!

GOOFY
Gawrsh, Donald. That sure was somethin’ standing up to that mean ol’ Maleficent!

DONALD
It was nothing.

MINNIE
Well, Donald, because of you, we all still have our dreams.

(MINNIE kisses DONALD on the cheek.)

DONALD
Awww…

MICKEY
That’s right, Donald! By remembering about the power of dreams, you reminded us all that when we believe in ourselves, and our friends, and our family—why, there’s nothin’ we can’t do! Gee, when  you find the dream inside your heart, anything is possible!

ENSEMBLE
Dreams come true!
Dreams come true!
Dream, dream, dream!

(ENSEMBLE dances.)

Any dream is possible.
Wishes do come true.
You can reach the stars if you just believe.
Share the magic in your heart.
There’s nothing you can’t do.
Oh, anything is possible,
So find a dream inside of you.

(PRINCES and PRINCESSES enter.)

PRINCES AND PRINCESSES
There’s enchantment to be found in every fairytale.

MICKEY, MINNIE, DONALD, AND GOOFY
There are journeys that await you and your friends.

PETER PAN
Seize the moment!
Let your fantasies and dreams set sail.

ENSEMBLE
Discover a place where the fun never ends!

Any dream is possible.
Wishes do come true.
You can reach the stars if you just believe. 
Share the magic in your heart.
There’s nothing you can’t do. 
Oh, anything is possible, 
So find a dream inside of you.

Every day, discover dreams
You never dreamed before.

Make believe, and let your imagination soar!
Let it soar!

(ENSEMBLE sings “ah”s while MICKEY and MINNIE are lifted into the air.)

Make a wish, a fantastical dream.
A magical wish waiting for you.
Dream a dream. Look to the sky.
Wherever you are, wish on a star,
And find a dream.
Find a dream!
Find your dream come true!

Make a wish, a fantastical dream.
A magical wish waiting for you. 
Dream a dream. Look to the sky.
Wherever you are, wish on a star,
And find a dream. 
Find a dream! 
Find a dream!

MICKEY
Take the dream with you, wherever you may go!

ENSEMBLE
And find a dream inside of you!

(Fireworks. Curtain call.) 

MICKEY
See ya real soon!

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Big Thunder Mountain Railroad (Magic Kingdom)

(Spanish safety spiel.)

SAFETY ANNOUNCER
Howdy partners! For your safety, remain seated with your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the train—and be sure to watch your kids. If any of you folks are wearin’ hats or glasses, best remove ’em—’cause this here’s the wildest ride in the wilderness!

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Astro Orbiter (Magic Kingdom)

SAFETY ANNOUNCER

Attention All Pilots: To ensure a safe flight, remain seated with your seatbelt fastened, keeping your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside. And please, supervise younger pilots.

(Spanish safety spiel.)

To make your rocket ship fly higher, pull back on the control lever in front of you. To descend, just push the control lever forward. Thank you! Pilots, prepare for liftoff!

(Rockets take off for ride.)

The Astro Orbiter is now beginning its descent. Please remain seated until your rocket ship stops. Then follow the arrows to the flight deck. Welcome back, pilots!

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Living with the Land (Epcot) – 2015 Version

(Loading area announcements.)

SAFETY ANNOUNCER
Welcome to Living with the Land. As you board the boat, please lower your head and watch your step. For your safety, remain seated with your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the boat at all times. Parents, please supervise your children, and refrain from flash photography or using video lights until we reach the greenhouses. Thank you. Now, sit back, relax, and enjoy Living with the Land.

(Spanish safety spiel.)

(Boats begin moving.)

NARRATOR
Welcome to a voyage of discovery and awareness of the richness, the diversity, and the often surprising nature of living with the land. Our journey begins as dramatic and sudden changes are sweeping over the land. The approaching storm may seem violent and destructive to us, but to nature, it’s a new beginning in the cycle of life.

Beneath the surface of the land, roots trap water from the flowing mud—extracting precious nutrients and minerals. These elements, when combined with sunlight, create the first living systems of our planet.

One of those living systems is the rainforest—home to the most amazing concentration of life on our planet. These dense and beautiful forests cover only a tiny portion of the Earth’s surface, but they contain more than half of its plant and animal species. Rainforests are also extremely rich in productive living systems, providing us with oxygen, food, medicine, and other elements essential to our lives.

In the desert, nature has created a very different (but no less beautiful) living system. And while this arid landscape may seem lifeless, it is very much alive. The plants and animals that have learned to survive in these harsh conditions made use of what little water they could find and avoid the scorching rays of the relentless sun.

The American prairie once appeared as desolate as the desert, but over time, rainwater and nutrients gradually penetrated the hard surface of this land. Even the hooves of the mighty buffalo helped create the rich soil that would one day become home to the American farm.

(Rooster crows. Dog barks. Goat brays.)

Of all the forces at work on the land, humans have had one of the most profound effects. The need to produce food for the growing world led to the enormous use—and sometimes overuse—of the land. In our search for more efficient ways to grow food, we often failed to realize the impact of our methods.

Today, we’re learning to live with the land—discovering better ways to grow food that will assure both human and environmental wellbeing.

VIDEO VOICEOVER
In Japan, we’re learning that by adding composted leaves and other plant material to our soil, we can reduce the need for fertilizers.

In farmlands across America, we’re learning that by plowing under vegetation containing natural fertilizers, we can enrich the soil without the use of chemicals.

In Saudi Arabia and Mexico, we’re learning to produce food on desert seacoasts by developing and planting crops that thrive on saltwater.

Here at Epcot, we’re learning to reduce the need for pesticides by using natural predators like ladybugs and wasps to control pests.

NARRATOR
How will we meet tomorrow’s growing need for food production, yet still respect the needs of the land? Some of the answers are being discovered just ahead. To help us maintain these carefully-controlled ecosystems (and for your safety), please remain seated in your boat at all times.

(Boats enter greenhouse.)

Welcome to our living laboratory, where scientists from Epcot and the U.S. Department of Agriculture are exploring innovative ways to produce bountiful harvests—now and into the future.

The tropics are home to the greatest diversity of plants on the planet. Many of these—like papaya, bananas, cacao, coffee, and rice—are well-known around the world. These are just a few of the edible plants that have been an important source of nutrition for people living in the tropics. Many are rich in vitamins and minerals, while others are well-adapted to growing in less-than-ideal conditions. Some, like the waterlily, thrive in wet, swampy areas and waterways. All parts of this plant—even the flower petals—are edible. The starchy root of the plant has long been used to make flour for baking.

One day, many of these lesser-known tropical plants may be as important as the bananas growing on both sides of the boat. More than 28 million tons of bananas are eaten annually, making it the most popular fruit in the world.

(Boats enter aquaculture room.)

When we mention farming, you probably don’t think of fish—but fish farming (or aquaculture) accounts for nearly half of all the seafood consumed globally. Tilapia, bass, and catfish, like the ones you see here, are three of the more popular crops raised by fish farmers. The sustainable system we’re using here recycles the water in the tanks. As a result, we’re able to save millions of gallons each year. Our small fish farm produces nearly 5,000 pounds of fish each year to serve in restaurants around Walt Disney World. Innovations like this one can play an important role in our efforts to produce bountiful harvests and still protect natural resources.

(Boats go back out to greenhouse.)

While there are more than 50,000 edible plant species in the world, most of us are only familiar with the handful that make up our everyday diet. The common grains growing here—wheat, maize, sorghum, and millet (plus rice)—account for nearly two-thirds of our global food consumption. Learning how to increase yields of these staples is an important goal of research around the world.

These plants are definitely on their way up! Innovative growing techniques like these increase yield, while more efficiently using resources like water, fertilizer, and pesticides. Another innovation at work here is our integrated pest-management program. By populating our greenhouses with beneficial insects that prey on harmful pests like aphids and flies, we are significantly reducing our reliance on conventional pesticides.

We’re growing these crops using our nutrient film system. This technique precisely controls and recycles water and nutrients. With it, we can produce over 27,000 heads of lettuce a year in this one small area.

Some of our best ideas have been inspired by nature, like these fruit and vegetable trees. By growing these ground plants vertically, we can increase yield and better control diseases. These crops taste as good as they look—in fact, we serve more than 15 tons of produce from our greenhouses in restaurants here at The Land every year.

The future of agriculture may include innovative ideas like this vertical growing system. Plants grown in this way use a fraction of the space required by traditional growing methods. That saves water and increases production. The aquaponics system on your left combines hydroponics with aquaculture. The fish provide a natural source of fertilizer for the plants, and the plants help keep the water clean for the fish. It’s another great way to produce more while using less.

In our lab, Epcot scientists are working with the U.S. Department of Agriculture on a number of innovative projects. The goal of these efforts is to produce higher-yielding and better-quality plants.

(Boats move back into building.)

These greenhouses represent just a fraction of the work being done worldwide to produce bountiful harvests for our growing population. Scientists, farmers, and even backyard gardeners are doing their part to improve the quantity and quality of foods that we all rely upon . Together we can continue to find more ways to increase food production and protect our precious natural environment. Only then, will we truly be living with the land.

On behalf of Walt Disney World, we hope you’ve enjoyed this unique journey through our living laboratories. If you’d like a closer look, then check out the Behind the Seeds walking tour. It’s a chance for the whole family to get up close and personal with the plants and growing techniques in our laboratory.

Please keep your hands and feet inside the boat, and remain seated until the boat comes to a complete stop.

(Boats return to unload area.)

Please gather all your personal belongings. Lower your head, and watch your step as you exit.

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Carousel of Progress (Magic Kingdom) – Current Version (1994-Present)

*Sung lyrics in bold.

(Queue video)

(Music plays over Carousel of Progress logo)

RICHARD SHERMAN, ROBERT SHERMAN, & WALT DISNEY
There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow
Shining at the end of every day.
There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow,
And tomorrow is just a dream away.

RICHARD SHERMAN
Man has a dream, and that’s the start.
He follows his dream with mind and heart.
And when it becomes a reality,
It’s a dream come true for you and me.

RICHARD SHERMAN, ROBERT SHERMAN, & WALT DISNEY
So there’s a great big beautiful tomorrow
Shining at the end of every day
There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow,
Just a dream away.

WALT DISNEY
Well, sounds pretty good—in fact, that’s just the right spirit. Our songwriters, Dick and Bob Sherman of the Walt Disney Studio. The Sherman brothers have written many of the wonderful songs for our motion pictures and television shows, and I think this song—written especially for you—captures the spirit of the General Electric Pavilion at the New York World’s Fair. Thanks boys! Say goodbye to the folks.

RICHARD AND ROBERT SHERMAN (Exiting)
Bye-bye.

WALT DISNEY
Well, “a beautiful tomorrow, just a dream away.” That say’s we’re going places. There’s progress ahead, and that’s just the mood we want for the whole pavilion. Here, for example, is a scale model of the General Electric Carousel Theatre—a theatre in which the audience itself moves in their seats around the stages. The actors? Well, they’re not real people, but they are a talented and interesting cast. We call them audio-animatronic figures, and they talk and act like human beings. The Carousel Theatre will present a warm and entertaining portrayal of how life has changed through electrical energy. The same kind of exciting and unique entertainment is what we’re planning for every area of the General Electric Pavilion. So, see you at the fair, and remember…

RICHARD SHERMAN, ROBERT SHERMAN, & WALT DISNEY (Singing)
There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow…

REX ALLEN (Voiceover)
Hello, I’m Rex Allen. And I had the honor of performing in that original show some 30 years ago. While the show has changed, its spirt of progress is a living tribute to the man who first created it—Walt Disney.

(Music plays over Carousel of Progress logo)

REX ALLEN (Voiceover)
Welcome to Walt Disney’s Carousel of Progress. You may not know it, but this show was originally created for the 1964 New York World’s Fair. Designed as part of the Progressland Pavilion, Walt’s idea for this show revolved around the idea of creating a warm and entertaining portrayal of how progress has made our lives better—from the turn of the century to then-modern-day 1960s. Now, since visitors to the World’s Fairs always expect to see the latest innovations, Walt created a revolutionary theatre in the round, where the audience literally moved around the stages and performers. And these were no ordinary performers either. They were the latest innovation in animation from Walt Disney—which he called “audio-animatronics.” Walt and his Imagineers created a cast of 32 talented performers for the show, and what made these actors so unique is that they could perform nonstop all day long without ever taking a break. The whole cast was assembled for a dress rehearsal just two months before Opening Day at the fair. Walt and his crew had to work around the clock to get the show finished on time.

WALT DISNEY
This is the stage for Act I of the Carousel Theatre of Progress. Stages for the other acts are being assembled at other places in the studio for a complete audio-animatronic dress rehearsal. Now this contraption here might look like something from outer space, but it’s actually a control harness for programming the actions and gestures of our audio-animatronic figures. Should we show ’em how it works?

IMAGINEER
Ready, Walt.

WALT DISNEY
This is the Carousel Theatre host. Whatever the man in the harness does, this figure will respond simultaneously in the same manner. Would you care for a light? (Goes to light the FATHER’s pipe) I don’t think we better. (Blows out match) No smoking on stage. He can, oh, read the newspaper. (To FATHER) How about showin’ ’em how you read the newspaper? What’s the date of that thing? (To camera) 1890! The operator of the control harness has to be a bit of a ham actor, as you can see. Now, you know, all of the operator’s actions are recorded on tape. Now let’s hear the theme song of the Carousel Theatre.

FATHER
There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow
Shining at the end of every day.

REX ALLEN (Voiceover)
Since its debut at the 1964 New York World’s Fair, the Carousel of Progress has been seen by more people than any other show in American history. I’m Rex Allen, and I had the honor of performing in that original show over 30 years ago. And while the show has changed over the years, it continues to entertain audiences today. An ongoing tribute to one man, who never stood in the way of progress—Walt Disney.

WALT DISNEY (to ASSISTANT)
Are you tailing me or something?

ASSISTANT
Ooh, yes, you might say so. There’s two things Walt. First, Mrs. Disney called. She wants to know, since you didn’t make it home for Christmas, do you think you can by Easter?

WALT DISNEY
Tell her I doubt it. But I will see her at the fair.

(Guests move into Carousel Theatre)

NARRATOR
Welcome to Walt Disney’s Carousel of Progress. Ah, you’re in for a real treat. The Carousel of Progress was Walt’s own idea from beginning to end—he loved it. He introduced the show at the World’s Fair in New York City in 1964, and it was an immediate smash hit. Millions of people came to see it, and since then, the Carousel of Progress has had more performances than any other stage show in the history of American theatre. You know, Walt loved the idea of progress, and he loved the American family. And he himself was probably as American as anyone could possibly be. He thought it would be fun to watch the American family go through the 20th century, experiencing all new wonders as they came. And he put them together in a show called Carousel of Progress, which we are now about to see. Although our Carousel family has experienced a few changes over the years, our show still revolves around the same theme—and that’s progress. May the century begin.

(Theatre begins rotating and stops in Act I room.)

CHORUS
There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow
Shining at the end of every day.
There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow,
And tomorrow is just a dream away.

Man has a dream and that’s the start.
He follows his dream with mind and heart.

FATHER & CHORUS
And when it becomes a reality,
It’s a dream come true for you and me.

So there’s a great big beautiful tomorrow
Shining at the end of every day.
There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow,
Just a dream away. 

(Birds chirping.)

FATHER (Spoken)
Yeah, it looks like the robins are getting ready to celebrate Valentine’s Day today. What year is it? Oh, right around the turn of the century. And believe me, things couldn’t be any better than they are today. Yes sir, buildings are towering now as high as twenty stories. And moving pictures flicker up on a big screen. We have almost 8,000 automobiles in this country, and we can travel by train from New York to California in less than seven days! And I even hear tell about two brothers from North Carolina who are working on some kind of flying contraption. (Chuckles.) It’ll never work. Closer to home, we’ve now got gas lamps, a telephone, and the latest design in cast-iron stoves. And that reservoir keeps five gallons of water hot all day on just three buckets of coal. Oh boy, it sure beats chopping wood. And isn’t our new icebox a beauty? Look at that! Holds 50 pounds of ice. 
Milk doesn’t sour as quick as it used to. And our dog Rover here keeps the water in the drip pan from overflowing. It wasn’t too long ago we had to carry water from a well. And thanks to progress, we’ve got a pump right here in the kitchen. Of course, we keep a bucket of water handy to prime it with. Yes sir, we’ve got everything we need to make life easier.

(SARAH and YOUNGER DAUGHTER appear behind left scrim.)

FATHER
Say, mother?

SARAH
Mmm?

FATHER
I was reading about a fellow named Tom Edison who’s working on an idea for snap-on electric lights.

SARAH
Electric lights? No more kerosine! No more gas!

FATHER
(Chuckles.) Sarah sure gets to the core of the apple.

SARAH
But we do have this new washday marvel. Now, it takes me only five hours to do the wash. Imagine, it used to take two days.

FATHER
Oh, that’s right folks. Now Sarah has time for other things, like—

SARAH
Like canning and cleaning the oven?

FATHER
Yes dear.

SARAH
Well ovens just don’t clean themselves, you know, dear.

FATHER
I know dear. (Chuckles.) And they probably never will!

SARAH
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to get the laundry off the line before it starts raining cats and dogs.

(ROVER barks. Blackout on left diorama.)

FATHER
Ah, don’t worry Rover. She didn’t mean real dogs. Besides, it’s not going to rain today. My lumbago isn’t acting up.

(Lightning and thunder outside as rain begins to fall.)

SARAH (Offstage)
I hate to say I told you so.

FATHER
Oh, look at it come down! All you have to do is put your wash on the line, right? Oh well, the cistern was low anyway.

(JIMMY appears behind right scrim, looking at stereoscope.)

JIMMY
Wowee! Look at that!

FATHER
Now James, I thought I told you to ask my permission before using my new stereoscope. That’s not a toy you know!

JIMMY
Ooh-la-la! So that’s Little Egypt doing the hoochie-koochie, eh Dad?

FATHER
Isn’t she a knockout? She’s the star of the new World’s Fair in St. Louis, and—(clears throat) now you put that away before your mother finds it.

JIMMY
Aw, Dad…

FATHER
You heard me!

(Blackout on diorama.)

FATHER
Well, we have one of those new talking machines. Now that is something. It plays music right here in our home.

(Lights up on left diorama, when GRANDMA sits listening to phonograph with her PARROT.)

RADIO (Singing)
There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow
Shining at the end of every day.

PARROT
(Squawk) She keeps that thing going all day long. (Squawk) Progress! (Squawk. Whistle).

(Lights out on left diorama as they come up on right diorama, where PATRICIA is sitting, half dressed.)

PATRICIA
Oh, papa!

FATHER
Yes Patricia?

PATRICIA
Papa! All these people! I’m… I’m indecent!

FATHER
(Chuckles.) Don’t worry, Patricia. They’re friends. (To Audience.) That’s our teenage daughter. She’s getting ready to go to a Valentine’s dance across town, on one of those new horseless trolleys.

PATRICIA
I think it’s very romantic you’re taking mother out for Valentine’s dinner this evening.

FATHER
Well, you know what kind of sport I am.

PATRICIA
I only hope I have an evening as romantic as yours and mother’s.

FATHER (Sternly)
Now you be home by nine o’clock, daughter. You hear me?

PATRICIA (Dejectedly) 
Yes papa.

(Lights out on diorama.)

FATHER
Well, with all this talking, I’ve worked up quite a thirst. I think I’ll take one of those new-fangled trolleys down to the drugstore soda fountain and meet the boys for a cold sarsaparilla. Oh, haha, I’m sorry, I forgot—we’re drinking root beer now! Same kind of thing, different name. Well, that’s progress for you. And, uh, speaking of progress…

(Theatre begins to rotate to Act II.)

FATHER & CHORUS
There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow
Shining at the end of every day.
There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow,
And tomorrow is just a dream away.

Man has a dream and that’s the start.
He follows his dream with mind and heart.

And when it becomes a reality,
It’s a dream come true for you and me.

So there’s a great big beautiful tomorrow
Shining at the end of every day.
There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow,
Just a dream away.

(Theatre finishes rotating.)

FATHER
Whew, boy, hottest Fourth of July we’ve had in years. We’ve come a long way, though, since the turn of the century over twenty-some-odd years ago. You know that pilot fella, Charles Lindberg? He’s about to fly a single-winged airplane all the way across the Atlantic. (Chuckles.) He’s never gonna make it. And sports stadiums are springing up all over. And boy, nobody hits that old horse hide like that new fella, Babe Ruth. Jazz music is the cat’s meow, and there’s been ads in the paper for months for a movie starring Al Jolson—and he’s going to talk! And sing! Boy, I’ve gotta see that. (Car horn sounds outside.) 
Hahaha. There goes Schwartz in his Hupmobile. He sure loves that horn. You know, in my new Essex, I’ve got an electric starter—now I don’t have to crank! We can travel from New York to Los Angeles by train in only three days. And we’ve got a house full of new electrical servants. Mr. Edison sure added life to our home. (All the appliances in the house come to life. To machines.) Whoa there! You’ll blow a fuse! (Lights in the house go dark.) Drat! That’s the third one this week. I buy fuses by the case. (Lights outside the windows go dark.) Uh oh. And I’ve blown the whole neighborhood again!

NEIGHBOR WOMAN
Henry! He did it again! Go over and give that neighbor of ours what for!

(ROVER growls.)

FATHER
Easy, Rover. (Calling offstage.) Jimmy! Hurry up with that fuse!

JIMMY (Offstage) 
Shucks. Every time he has company, he blows a fuse. And guess who always has to change it.

FATHER
I heard that young man! I heard that!

(Lights come back on. They also reveal SARAH behind the right scrim. She is dressed in colonial garb and is sewing a costume.)

SARAH
Oh, well that’s more like it. John, yours is the last costume I’ve got to finish before the parade starts.

FATHER
Sarah’s ladies’ club is responsible for our town’s Fourth of July celebration tonight. She’s got us all roped into performing in their program, and I—

SARAH (Interrupting)
And I’ve decided that we’re going as George and Martha Washington, dear. 

FATHER
Oh, the father of our country! (Chuckles.) That’s a role that really fits me! You know, I—

SARAH (Interrupting)
I’m so glad we installed an electric light fixture here on the porch, because it’s just too darn hot to be sewing inside.

FATHER
Yes Sarah. You know, next year I’d like to go as Benedict Arnold! (Chuckles.)  I—

SARAH (Interrupting)
Wait until you see what I’ve got planned for the fireworks show tonight.

(ROVER barks.)

FATHER
Rover! Don’t interrupt, while Sarah’s interrupting.

SARAH
And guess who volunteered to choose the music for the program?

(Lights out on right diorama and up on left diorama, where JIMMY is standing next to the radio and GRANDPA sits in the chair.)

JIMMY
I did, Pop! Listen to this!

(JIMMY turns on the radio, which plays “Stars and Stripes Forever.”)

FATHER
Oh, that’s a nice tune, Jimmy. (To Audience.) Y’know, with our new Crosley radio set, we can get news and big-time entertainment from all over the country. Even Pittsburgh!

RADIO ANNOUNCER
People are starting to arrive downtown for a spectacular Fourth of July parade and fireworks event tonight. Mayor Reed said…

(RADIO dies down and lights out on left diorama. FATHER addresses right diorama, which is still dark.)

FATHER
Oh, Patricia.

PATRICIA
Yes Father?

FATHER
Better get a move on! The radio says people are arriving downtown.

PATRICIA
Do I really have to go?

(PATRICIA is revealed behind right scrim wearing a Statue of Liberty costume.)

PATRICIA
If my new boyfriend Theodore sees me in this, it’ll scare him away! 

FATHER
(Chuckles.) Well dear, if that happens, you’ll always have that torch you can carry for him. (Laughs.)

(ROVER growls exasperatedly.)

PATRICIA
Oh, father!

(Lights out on right diorama.)

FATHER
Calm down Rover. I was only kidding! (To Audience.) By the way, we have indoor plumbing now! Oh boy, that’s really great on cold nights. Especially for our perennial houseguest, old Uncle Orville.

(Lights up on left diorama, where UNCLE ORVILLE sits in the bathtub wearing an Uncle Sam hat. He has a fan blowing on him over the top of a large block of ice.)

FATHER
Uncle Orville’s taken over the coolest spot in the house, of course, and he’s rigged up a real clever contraption. He calls it “air cooling.” Hmph. Too bad he’s not reading the help wanted ads.

(Lights out on diorama.)

UNCLE ORVILLE (Offstage)
No privacy at all around this place!

FATHER
Sorry, Orville. (To Audience.) You know, considering all the—

SARAH (Offstage)
John, costume’s ready!

FATHER
Oh, coming Martha! (To Audience.) As I was saying, considering all the conveniences we now have, I’ll say that we’re really on Easy Street these days. It just can’t get any better! Just goes to show that…

(Theatre begins to rotate to Act III.)

FATHER & CHORUS
There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow
Shining at the end of every day.
There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow,
And tomorrow is just a dream away.

Man has a dream and that’s the start.
He follows his dream with mind and heart.

And when it becomes a reality,
It’s a dream come true for you and me.

So there’s a great big beautiful tomorrow
Shining at the end of every day.
There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow,
Just a dream away.

(Theatre finishes rotating.)

FATHER
Well, it’s another Halloween here in the fabulous forties. Everything is better than ever now. And we’ve got some amazing new wonders around the house to prove it. For instance, our refrigerator holds more food than ice cubes. And thanks to our automatic dishwasher, I don’t have to dry the dishes anymore after supper. Gives Rover and I more time to enjoy our evening stroll together.

(ROVER barks.)

FATHER
(Chuckles.) Later boy. (To Audience.) Oh, and here’s something else that’s new. I just heard a new term today on the radio. Fella says we’ve go something now called the “rat race.” Did you ever hear that one? Sure describes my life. I’m involved in something now called “commuting.” I drive into the city for work all day and then turn right around and drive all the way back. And the highway is crowded with fellow rats doing the same thing!

GRANDMA (Offstage)
That’s what they call progress dear.

FATHER
(Laughs.) I guess she’s right. But we do have television—when it works. Gives you something to do after you come home. I kind of like it, y’know? Guy named John Cameron Swayze gives us all the news, and then they have all this singing and dancing. A lot of fluff, but it’s fun.

(Lights come up on right diorama, which shows GRANDMA watching the TV while GRANDPA naps.)

FATHER
You know, I predict the day when millions of people will learn Latin and Greek sitting in front of their TV sets.

GRANDMA (to GRANDPA)
Are you awake dear?

(GRANDPA snores, so GRANDMA changes the channel to a boxing match.) 

GRANDMA (to TV)
Give him a left you big lug!

(Lights out on diorama.)

FATHER
Ah yes, a new age of electronic civilization is upon us!

(Lights up on left diorama, revealing JIMMY wearing a werewolf costume and carving a pumpkin.)

JIMMY
Hey dad, what do you think of my jack-o-lantern? 

FATHER (Mock fear)
Oh! Boy is that scary!

JIMMY
That’s ’cause I used my beautiful sister Patty’s picture for a model! (Snickers.)

(ROVER barks.)

FATHER
Down Rover! (To JIMMY.) Jim, Rover appreciates your joke.

SARAH (Offstage)
Now, you’re always kidding poor Patty! She’s certainly prettier than either of you.

(JIMMY howls and ROVER joins in. Lights out on left diorama and up on right diorama to reveal PATRICIA using vibrating exercise machine and talking on the phone.)

FATHER
Ya hear that? My daughter Patty is using that old exercise machine she rescued from the attic. Was all the rage in the twenties. Grandma, of course, had to have one. Didn’t work then; doesn’t work now. (Chuckles.) Consistent at least. Makes a lot of noise and blows fuses. 

PATRICIA (Shaky voice from machine)
As I was saying, Babs, I think college is really swell! You should give it a try!

BABS (On the phone)
Oh Patty, are you going to the Halloween party tonight? 

PATRICIA
Oh, yes! And I’m hoping to lose a few more inches by then since I’m going with that dreamboat, Wilfred.

BABS
Wilfred?! What a slug!

PATRICIA
He’s coming as the headless horseman.

BABS
(Laughs.) It fits. 

PATRICIA
Come on Babs! That clodhopper Howard you’re going with is no Cracker Jack prize!

(Lights out on diorama.)

FATHER
Oh poor Howard. I wonder what they said about me when I was dating Sarah.

(Cuckoo clock chimes and ROVER barks.)

FATHER
(Chuckles.) You’re lucky, Rover—you don’t have to date. Well, we’re caught up in the do-it-yourself craze these days. We’re remodeling our basement as something called a “rumpus room.” And we’re looking forward to a few rumpuses, I tell you—as long as they don’t get out of hand.

(Lights up on SARAH behind the left scrim. She stands on a ladder putting up wallpaper while a food mixer stirs paint.)

SARAH
John, this papering is getting out of hand. I could use a little help!

FATHER
Now Sarah, didn’t I set up that clever automatic paint stirring machine for you?

SARAH
Yes John, you’re a genius… Of course this will ruin my food mixer—not that you’d care.

(Lights begin to fade on the diorama as the mixer gets louder and faster.)

FATHER
Oh, good old Sarah. Always the last laugh.

(The food mixer gets to its loudest and SARAH shrieks. ROVER barks.)

FATHER
What happened Sarah?!

SARAH
Oh, you and your progress! That paint mixer of yours just sloshed paint across my rump—er, rumpus… room.

FATHER
(Chuckles.) Now, how do you like that? I always say, if you’re going to be married, marry a girl with a sense of humor. Well, it’s time to move on. Let’s cheer up Sarah by singing our song. Come on. Everybody!

(Theatre begins to rotate to Act IV.)

FATHER & CHORUS
There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow
Shining at the end of every day.
There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow,
And tomorrow is just a dream away.

Man has a dream and that’s the start.
He follows his dream with mind and heart.

PATRICIA
And when it becomes a reality…

GRANDPA
It’s a dream come true for you and me.

FAMILY
So there’s a great big beautiful tomorrow
Shining at the end of every day.

FATHER
There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow…

FAMILY
Just a dream away.

(Theatre finishes rotating.)

FATHER (Spoken)
Isn’t it a pleasant holiday? Oh, turkey’s in the oven, it’s peaceful and quiet.

JIMMY (Playing virtual reality game)
Yes! Three hundred points, my best score yet! 

SARAH
Well, it was peaceful until Santa brought that new virtual reality space pilot game.

(JIMMY’s viewfinder lifts.)

JIMMY
Your turn Grandma. Let’s switch the image over to the TV so the resident flying ace can show you how it works.

(GRANDMA’s viewfinder goes down as the TV comes on to show the game.)

JIMMY
Now, it’s a little tricky. Just use your game glove to fly behind the other guy and blast him with your laser blaster!

GRANDMA
Laser blaster? Well, I’ll give it a try.

JIMMY
Take a look around Grandma. You’re in the ship!

GRANDMA
Feels like I’m really there!

JIMMY
Okay, get ready, you’re about to blast off!

GRANDMA
Here goes nothin’.

(The ship on the TV blasts off an passes a ship. The game continues.)

JIMMY
All right, here he comes! Ooh, you missed him!

SARAH (Looking up from laptop computer)
Hey everybody, I’m done programming our new voice activation system. 

FATHER
Now all our household items will do anything we tell ’em to do.

GRANDPA
Great, tell the refrigerator to bring me a root beer.

SARAH
(Chuckles.) Well, it can’t quite do that. But I’ll show you something it can do. (To Computer.) Tree lights, thirty percent brighter.

(The lights brighten and the family reacts.)

GRANDPA
Aw, that’s no big deal. Anybody can do that voice activatin’ stuff. Watch this. (To ROVER.) Rover, speak!

(ROVER barks.)

SARAH
John, the oven should respond to your voice commands now. Give it a try!

FATHER
Ah, okay, here goes. Temperature to 375.

OVEN
Temperature increased to 375. 

PATRICIA
Look at that! It even talks back.

FATHER
Reminds me of certain people I know.

PATRICIA
Yeah right, Dad!

JIMMY (to GRANDMA as he watches her play the game)
You’re gonna lose him, Grandma! Bank to the right!

PATRICIA
Remember Dad’s turkey last year?

GRANDPA
Yeah, that thing really smoked up the place when it burned, didn’t it? 

PATRICIA
We ended up microwaving frozen pizzas.

SARAH
Well, no need to worry about the turkey this year. Not with an oven that will do anything your father tells it to do.

JIMMY (to GRANDMA)
Ooh! Good shot! 

GRANDMA
Did you see that?!

JIMMY
Dad, Grandma’s up to 550 points!

FATHER
Did you say 550? Hey, she’s getting the hang of that thing.

OVEN (Unnoticed by FAMILY)
Temperature increased to 550.

GRANDPA
I can’t believe all the new gadgets they’ve got now. Do you know in my day—

PATRICIA
Oh no! You’re not going to tell us about the old days when you didn’t even have a car phone.

GRANDPA
(Chuckles.) Hey Trish, for a while we didn’t even have a house phone. Not to mention laser discs and hi-def TV. Everything is automated these days, including…

(Toilet flushes offstage.)

GRANDPA
Well, including that.

UNCLE ORVILLE (Offstage)
No privacy at all around this place!

GRANDPA
Sorry, Orville. Anyway, you guys don’t know how good you’ve got it nowadays.

SARAH
You know, my grandpa told me the very same thing when I was a kid.

GRANDMA (to the game)
Take that you nincompoop!

JIMMY
Hey check it out, Dad. Grandma’s up to 975 points.

FATHER
Wow—975!

OVEN
Temperature increased to 975. (Begins beeping.) Overload! Overload! Command overload!

SARAH
John, what’s wrong with the oven?

FATHER
What? Uh…

(Oven door slams open and smokes.)

OVEN
Bake Mode complete. Enjoy your meal.

PATRICIA
Anyone for pizza?

SARAH
Oh, another Christmas turkey ruined.

(ROVER whimpers. GRANDMA’s game ends and her viewfinder lifts.)

GRANDMA
Man, what a game! I really smoked those guys. Looks like I’m resident flying ace now.

JIMMY
Best two out of three Grandma?

GRANDMA
Later kid! Boy that was fun. What will they think up next?

PATRICIA
Who knows? We’ve got a whole new century waiting for us out there.

SARAH
Yeah, and maybe sometime in the new century, your father will learn how to talk to our oven.

FATHER
Well, maybe by then ovens will read our minds. But hey, as long as we’re all here and happy and together for the holidays, who cares if I burned our Christmas turkey?

GRANDMA
I do! I’m starving.

(FAMILY laughs.)

JIMMY
Don’t worry, Dad. Someday, everything’s going to be so automated, you won’t ever have to cook another Christmas turkey again.

(Theatre begins to rotate to exit.)

FAMILY
There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow
Shining at the end of every day.
There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow,
And tomorrow is just a dream away.

SARAH
Man has a dream and that’s the start.

FATHER
He follows his dream with mind and heart.

CHORUS
And when it becomes a reality,
It’s a dream come true for you and me.

So there’s a great big beautiful tomorrow
Shining at the end of every day.
There’s a great big beautiful tomorrow,
Just a dream away.

(Theatre finishes rotating.)

NARRATOR
Thank you for joining us on Walt Disney’s Carousel of Progress. We hope you’ve enjoyed this tribute to the 1964 Carousel of Progress from the New York World’s Fair. Please gather all your personal belongings and exit through the doors located at the back of the theatre. Have a great big beautiful day, and remember, tomorrow is just a dream away.

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Tomorrowland Transit Authority PeopleMover (Magic Kingdom) – 2009 Version

SAFETY ANNOUNCER
Please step carefully onto the moving platform. Please step into the car. For your safety, remain seated throughout your journey, keeping your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the car—and please supervise your children. Stay clear of the doors, which will open and close automatically. Enjoy your trip!

(Spanish safety spiel.)

NARRATOR
Welcome aboard the Tomorrowland Transit Authority PeopleMover—your quiet and carefree highway in the sky. We invite you to sit back, relax, and enjoy your grand circle tour of Tomorrowland.

Along the way, you can preview many of the exciting places you’ll want to be sure to enjoy today while visiting this land of tomorrow. The PeopleMover is the perfect vehicle for people-watching. So keep your eyes peeled; you never know who you might see!

Coming up: Stitch’s Great Escape, where you can report for duty as a security agent for the Galactic Federation. Your mission is to keep Experiment 626—the biggest little mischief-maker in the galaxy—under control.

STITCH
I don’t think so! (Laughs)

NARRATOR
And now, Tomorrowland Transit Authority proudly presents Progress City—Walt Disney’s dream for the Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow. Progress City was the inspiration for EPCOT, and many of its forward-thinking ideas have been realized throughout Walt Disney World.

If your future includes shopping, then you’ll want to visit Mickey’s Star Traders, where you’ll find the greatest goods from around the galaxy.

MICKEY MOUSE
That’s right—it’s outta this world, haha!!

NARRATOR
At the Tomorrowland Speedway, put the pedal to the metal, and speed toward the checkered flag in your very own race car. Young or old, this is your chance to drive in the fast lane—without worrying about getting a speeding ticket.

We’re now entering one of the real wonders of our world: Space Mountain. Blast off on a high-speed outer space adventure, and careen through the cosmos!

FEMALE ANNOUNCER
Paging Mr. Morrow—Mr. Tom Morrow. Please contact Mr. Johnson in the control tower to confirm your flight to the moon.

NARRATOR
Welcome back to Tomorrowland! Be sure to visit Space Mountain while you’re here for an adventure that’s out of this world.

For a different high-flying adventure, hop on board the Astro Orbiter. Pilot your own spacecraft as you take a spin around the planet, and ascend to other-worldly heights.

We’re now approaching Walt Disney’s Carousel of Progress. Inside this rotating theatre, four families welcome you into their homes of yesterday and today, starting way back at the turn of the 20th century. First presented at the New York World’s Fair, this legendary circular theatre celebrates the progress that has made our lives better. It’s a perfect reminder that there’s always a great big beautiful tomorrow shining at the end of every day.

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR
Calling all Space Rangers: this is Buzz Lightyear. Report to your star cruiser and join me on this daring space mission—against the evil Emperor Zurg!

NARRATOR
As an honorary Space Ranger, you’ll use your own personal laser cannon to save the entire galaxy!

This time, it’s laughter they’re after at Monsters, Incorporated. So drop in and join Mike Wazowski and all his pals at Monsters, Incorporated Laugh Floor. Share the fun!

ROZ
Yeah, yeah, yeah… very good. Keep it moving! We’re on a tight schedule here.

NARRATOR
Thank you for joining us on the Tomorrowland Transit Authority PeopleMover. It’s been a pleasure to have you aboard with us. Enjoy the rest of your day, and have a great big beautiful tomorrow.

SAFETY ANNOUNCER
Please keep your arms away from the doors, and remain seated until they slide open automatically. Step on to the moving platform with caution, and exit by stepping away from the car. Thank you.

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