Mickey’s Royal Friendship Faire (Magic Kingdom)

*Sung lyrics in bold.

(Music begins with fanfare.)

ANNOUNCER
Lord and ladies, princes and princesses — come one, come all to the Royal Friendship Faire!

(MICKEY, MINNIE, DONALD, DAISY, and GOOFY begin to enter, along with ENSEMBLE.)

MICKEY
Hi, everybody!

MINNIE
This is gonna be so much fun!

DAISY
You’re here!

DONALD
Oh boy! Oh boy!

GOOFY
What a great day!

ENSEMBLE
On this day…

MICKEY
We’re celebrating!

ENSEMBLE
On this day…

MINNIE
With all our friends.

ENSEMBLE
We will weave every thread,
In a tapestry of tales for me and you.

On this day…
(On this day.)

GOOFY
It’s a party!

ENSEMBLE
This very day…

DAISY
So much fun!

DONALD
Yeah!

ENSEMBLE
There are dreams in your head.
(This very day.)
But today’s the day those dreams are coming true!

ALL
We are links in a chain made of silver and gold.

We are part of a pattern about to unfold.
We are heroes of stories, as yet to be told.
We come together on this day!

Come one, come all, come everyone!
Just come on out and play!
Come one, come all, and join the fun.
Come join the special celebration!
On this day…

We are links in a chain made of silver and gold.
We are part of a pattern about to unfold.
We are heroes of stories, as yet to be told.
We come together on this day!

Come one, come all,
On this day!

(Applause.)

MICKEY
Looks like everybody’s ready.

MINNIE
Oh Mickey, I just love the Friendship Faire — a day of fun and music and celebrating!

MICKEY
That’s right! We traveled far and wide, inviting new friends to today’s festival.

DAISY
It was a long journey!

GOOFY
We crossed rivers!

DONALD
And braved forests…

MICKEY
To bring all sorts of friends together in celebration of what makes this kingdom really unique.

MICKEY, MINNIE, GOOFY, DONALD, AND DAISY
All of us!

MINNIE
Come on, everyone! It’s time to officially kick off the Royal Friendship Faire!

DAISY
I can’t wait!

DONALD
Let’s go!

(DONALD, DAISY, and GOOFY exit.)

MINNIE
Today is going to be such a wonderful, wonderful day!

(Trumpet solo sounds from offstage playing “When We’re Human.”)

MICKEY
Oh boy! I hear our first guest coming now!

GOOFY
(Offstage.) Come on everybody!

(Upstage doors open to reveal GOOFY leading TIANA, NAVEEN, LOUIS, and a New Orleans ENSEMBLE. Music transitions to “Down in New Orleans.”)

MINNIE
Oh my goodness!

TIANA, NAVEEN, AND ENSEMBLE
In the southland, there’s a city,
Way down on the river.
Where the women are very pretty,
And all the men deliver.

They got music, it’s always playin’.
Start in the day time, go all through the night.
When you hear that music playin’,
Hear what I’m sayin’, makes you feel alright!

GOOFY
Allow me to introduce my new pals from The Land of the Bewitching Bayou: Louis, Prince Naveen, and Princess Tiana.

MICKEY
It’s great to meet ya!

MINNIE
Oh, “The Land of the Bewitching Bayou!” What’s that like?

TIANA
It’s a land of dreams, good cooking —

NAVEEN
And jazz!

LOUIS
I just love playing jazz with the big boys!

GOOFY
Sounds like a swingin’ good time to me!

NAVEEN
Hit it, Louis!

(LOUIS begins another trumpet solo to the tune of “When We’re Human.”)

TIANA
(Scats.)

(TAP DANCER begins dance solo while LOUIS plays. At the end of it, ENSEMBLE cheers for both of them.)

TIANA
(To GOOFY) Now, why are you standin’ way over there? Come and join the jubilee!

GOOFY
Garwsh! Well, I ain’t got much to add to the party. I’m not good at tap dancing or playing the ukulele.

TIANA
But everyone’s got something to add. A party’s like a big pot of gumbo — it takes all the different flavors coming together to make it good.

GOOFY
Really?

NAVEEN
She’s right, my tall friend. You’ve got to let loose and cut a rug!

GOOFY
Garwsh!

LOUIS
You never know what you can do ‘til you try!

TIANA
You know what Mama Odie would say if she were here? “You gotta dig a little deeper to find out who you are.”

(Music shifts to “Dig a Little Deeper.”)

TIANA
Don’t matter what you look like.

ENSEMBLE
Oh no!

TIANA
Don’t matter what you wear.

ENSEMBLE
Don’t matter!

TIANA
How many rings you got on your finger?
We don’t care!

ENSEMBLE
No, we don’t care!

NAVEEN
Don’t matter where you come from.

ENSEMBLE
No-wee!

NAVEEN
Don’t even matter who you are!

ENSEMBLE
Don’t matter!
A big, a small, a short, a tall…

NAVEEN
We got em’ all in here!

ENSEMBLE
We got ’em all in here!

TIANA
And they all knew what they wanted —
What they wanted us to do.
I told ’em what they needed…

TIANA, NAVEEN, AND ENSEMBLE
Just like we’ll be telling you!

You gotta dig a little deeper.
Find out who you are.
You gotta dig a little deeper.
It’s really not that far!

When you found out who you are,
(Ooh…)
You find out what you need.
Blue skies and sun shine,
Guaranteed!

TIANA
My friend, it’s time to take your place in the sun!

(GOOFY takes a tambourine and does a dance solo.)

LOUIS
Let’s take it on home!

ALL
You gotta dig a little deeper.
Ya don’t have far to go.
You gotta dig a little deeper.
Just remember that I told you so!

You’ll be surprised with what you find…

TIANA
Maybe love!

LOUIS
Or friends!

ALL
Or piece of mind.
Dig a little deeper and you’ll know!

Just dig down deep inside yourself,
And when you do,
Your dreams can come true!

Dreams come true!

TIANA
Your dreams come true!

ENSEMBLE
Dreams come true!

TIANA
Ohhh!

ENSEMBLE
Dreams come true!

ALL
Your dreams come true!

(Applause.)

TIANA
Why, that was just the bee’s knees!

LOUIS
You were really swingin’!

GOOFY
Garwsh! There’s more where that came from! Come on, everybody!

(GOOFY exits, leading TIANA, NAVEEN, and ENSEMBLE off.)

MICKEY
Hot dog! They sure are a fun group!

MINNIE
Like Tiana said, they’re “the bee’s knees!”

MICKEY
(Laughs.) Aw… Say, who do you think Donald and Daisy brought?

MINNIE
Oh, I bet they’re just delightful!

(DONALD enters, leading the RUFFIANS from The Snuggly Duckling.)

DONALS
Attention everybody! Allow me to introduce my distinguished guests from The Land of the Enchanted Woodlands.

MINNIE
Distinguished guests?

MICKEY
From The Land of the Enchanted Woodlands?

DONALD
(To RUFFIANS.) Hey fellas, these are my friends!

MINNIE
It’s a pleasure to meet you gentlemen.

HOOK HAND
Hiya, toots.

VLADIMIR
The pleasure is all mine.

MINNIE
How nice.

TOR
Out of my way! My turn!

(RUFFIANS argue loudly over one another.)

DONALD
Would you stop that?!

HOOK HAND
Watch it buddy! We do what we want, when we want.

VLADIMIR
Just like at the Snuggly Duckling.

DONALD
Who you calling a snuggly duckling? (Jumps on two of the RUFFIANS’ feet, causing a hoopla.)

VLADIMIR
Ow! My foot!

(Balletic battle ensues, in which DONALD is repeatedly manhandled by the RUFFIANS.)

DONALD
Watch it! Hey! Hey! Let me go!

MINNIE
Donald!

(MICKEY gets hold of one of DONALD’s arms, while the RUFFIANS grab the other. A tug of war begins.)

DONALD
Hey!

MICKEY
Minnie, hold on!

MINNIE
(Grabbing MICKEY’s arm to lend support.) Let go of him!

DONALD
My feathers!

(Tug of war continues downstage. Upstage, DAISY enters with RAPUNZEL and FLYNN RIDER.)

DAISY
What is happening?!

TOR
We got you now!

RAPUNZEL
Oh no! Flynn!

FLYNN
I told ya — you can’t take them anywhere.

DAISY
Donald! (She whistles loudly, stopping the tug of war.)

DONALD
Daisy…?

(Underscore music begins: “When Will My Life Begin?”)

DAISY
Donald Duck, what have you done? After we met Rapunzel and Flynn, we agreed to invite them. Not these ruffians!

VLADIMIR
“Ruffians?!”

DAISY
One minute we were together, and the next I turned around and you were gone. What happened?

DONALS
Gee, Daisy… I’m sorry.

DAISY
You ruined everything!

RAPUNZEL
I know these boys. They seem a bit rough around the edges, but they’re not so bad.

FLYNN
Blondie’s right. They grow on you after a while… Kinda like a fungus.

RAPUNZEL
They all have dreams! Just like you and me.

DAISY
They do?

RAPUNZEL
Oh yes, they do!

(Music transitions to “I’ve Got a Dream.”)

FLYNN
He’s malicious, mean, and scary,
His sneer could curdle dairy,
And violence-wise, his hands are not the cleanest.

RAPUNZEL
But despite his evil look,
And his temper, and his hook,
He’s always yearned to be a concert pianist!

HOOK HAND
Can’tcha see me on the stage, performin’ Mozart?
Tickling the ivories ’til they gleam?
Yep, I’d rather be called deadly
For my killer show-tune medley.

(Plays air piano.) Thank you!

‘Cause way down deep inside,
I’ve got a dream!

RAPUNZEL AND RUFFIANS
He’s got a dream!
He’s got a dream!

HOOK HAND
See, I ain’t as cruel and vicious as I seem!
Though I do like breaking femurs,
You can count me with the dreamers.
Like everybody else,
I’ve got a dream!

RAPUNZEL
Tor would like to quit and be a florist!

(TOR pulls a bouquet of flowers from behind his back.)

FLYNN
Gunther does interior design.
Ulf is into mime.

RAPUNZEL
Attila’s cupcakes are sublime!

RAPUNZEL AND FLYNN
Bruiser knits.
Killer sews,
Fang does little puppet shows.

HOOK HAND
And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns!

(VLADIMIR pulls out two ceramic unicorns.)

ALL
Ooh!

HOOK HAND
(To DONALD.) What’s your dream, my little snuggly friend?

DONALD
My dream? I’ve always wanted to be one of the fellas! (Mimes boxing.)

VLADIMIR
What about you?

DAISY
I’ve always wanted to try new things and make new friends!

HOOK HAND
Those are beautiful dreams.

DONALD
I’ve got a dream!

DAISY
I’ve got a dream!

ALL
They’ve got a dream!

DONALD AND DAISY
We’ve got a dream!

RAPUNZEL
So our differences aren’t really that extreme.

ALL
We’re one big team!

RUFFIANS
Call us brutal, sick, sadistic,

VLADIMIR
And grotesquely optimistic.

ALL
‘Cause way down deep inside,
We’ve got a dream!

HOOK HAND
I’ve got a dream!

BRUISER
I’ve got a dream!

TOR
I’ve got a dream!

GUNTHER
I’ve got a dream!

VLADIMIR
I’ve got a dream!

DONALD AND DAISY
We’ve got a dream!

ALL
Yes, way down deep inside,
I’ve got a dream!
Yeah!

(Applause. Playout begins.)

DAISY
You’re right! They’re not as bad as they seem.

DONALD
So, did I do a good job?

DAISY
You did a very good job!

HOOK HAND
Way to go buddy!

TOR
Now you’re one of the fellas!

DONALD
Hooray!

VLADIMIR
Come on!

(DONALD, DAISY, RAPUNZEL, FLYNN, and RUFFIANS exit upstage.)

ALL
(On button.) Yeah!

MINNIE
What a nice group of ruffians!

MICKEY
And what a great bunch of dreams!

MINNIE
Oh, goodness! Mickey, we better get ready. We don’t want to be late for the celebration.

MICKEY
Oh, uh, hang on a minute, Minnie. I’ve got a special surprise for ya.

MINNIE
You do? (Laughs.)

MICKEY
You see… uh, I know there’s someone you’ve always wanted to meet from The Land of the Mystic Mountains.

MINNIE
Oh, Mickey! Could it be?!

(Music begins: “For the First Time in Forever.” Gates open to reveal OLAF. Music changes to “In Summer.”)

OLAF
Duh dah, dah doo,
Uh buh buh buh buh buh boo.
Wow. They’re not gonna believe this back home.

MICKEY
But, I —

OLAF
(Scats.)
Ooh, look at all the people! Hello, people!
And I can’t wait to see
What my buddies all think of me.
(To MINNIE and MICKEY.) Hello!
In summer!
I’m Olaf, and I like warm hugs.

MICKEY AND MINNIE
Hi Olaf!

(ANNA and ELSA enter upstage. Music begins again: “For the First Time in Forever.”)

ANNA
Olaf? Olaf, there you are! We were worried.

OLAF
Why? Were you lost?

ELSA
No, Olaf. You were.

OLAF
But I’m right here with my new friends! (Indicates MICKEY.) This is — (Aside.) and you are…?

MICKEY
Why, I’m Mickey Mouse!

OLAF
(Indicates MINNIE.) 
And this is — (Aside.) and you are…?

MINNIE
I’m Minnie.

OLAF
Good! This is Anna and Elsa. (Aside.) They’re sisters.

MINNIE
Oh my! It’s an honor to meet you.

ELSA
Please — the honor is all ours.

ANNA
We’re so excited to be here!

MINNIE
From the moment I heard your story, I admired you both so much. Oh, I wish I could be more like you.

ANNA
But being just who you are is perfect!

ELSA
Everyone has their own unique talents that make them special. You just have to believe that you do!

MINNIE
That’s true!

ELSA
Anything is possible when you have someone you love by your side.

ANNA
That’s me!

OLAF
I wanna be there too!

ELSA
I’ve learned that you just have to remember to be true to yourself.

It’s funny how some distance
Makes everything seem small.
And the fears that once controlled me
Can’t get to me at all!

It’s time to see what I can do,
To test the limits and break through.
No right, no wrong, no rules for me.
I’m free!

Let it go! Let it go!
I am one with the wind and sky
Let it go! Let it go!
You’ll never see me cry!

Here I stand,
And here I’ll stay
Let the storm rage on!

My power flurries through the air into the ground.
My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around.
And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast:
I’m never going back —
The past is in the past!

Let it go! Let it go!
And I’ll rise like the break of dawn!
Let it go! Let it go!
That perfect girl is gone!

Here I stand,
In the light of day.
Let the storm rage on,
The cold never bothered me anyway!

(Applause.)

MINNIE
That was incredible!

ELSA
Thank you, Minnie. I hope none of you ever lose sight of being your own person.

OLAF
Even me?

ANNA
Even you, Olaf!

OLAF
Yay! Let’s go find more fun!

MINNIE
Goodbye!

(ANNA, ELSA, and OLAF exit upstage.)

MICKEY
So, did you like your surprise?

MINNIE
Like it? Oh Mickey, I loved it! I think today might be the best day ever!

MICKEY
Oh! Oh, gosh Minnie… Every day with you is the best day ever.

MINNIE
Oh Mickey! (Kisses him on the cheek.)

MICKEY
Aww… (Trumpet fanfare sounds.) Oh! Oh, we better hurry! Come on! (They exit.)

(Music begins. Upstage gates open and ENSEMBLE enters, leading GOOFY, DONALD, and DAISY — now in seasonal attire.) 

ANNOUNCER
Lords and ladies, princes and princesses — it is time for the Royal Friendship Faire grand dance!

ENSEMBLE
Ah, ah, ah, etc.

ANNOUNCER
Now join us in welcoming back our new friends. From The Land of the Bewitching Bayous: Princess Tiana, Prince Naveen, and Sir Louis.

(TIANA, NAVEEN, and LOUIS enter. LOUIS plays a trumpet solo to “Ma Belle Evangeline.” TIANA and NAVEEN dance.)

ANNOUNCER
From The Land of the Enchanted Woodlands: Princess Rapunzel, Flynn Rider and Sirs Vladimir and Hook Hand.

(Music transitions to “I See the Light.” RAPUNZEL and FLYNN enter and dance together, as do VLADIMIR and HOOK HAND.)

From The Land of the Mystic Mountains: Queen Elsa, Princess Anna, and Sir Olaf.

(Music transitions to “For the First Time in Forever. ANNA, ELSA, and OLAF enter and dance. Fanfare.)

Lords and ladies, princes and princesses — please welcome Sir Mickey and Lady Minnie!

(MICKEY and MINNIE enter.)

MINNIE
Come on everyone! Let’s all dance together!

(Music transitions to “With a Smile and a Song.” ALL dance.)

ALL
When you smile and you sing,
Everything is in tune, and it’s spring,
And love flows along,
With a smile and a song.

We, old friends and new,
And family too…
Life flows along,
with a smile and a song!

DAISY
That was so much fun.

DONALD
Yeah!

GOOFY
Thank ya for the dance!

MINNIE
Oh Mickey, this really has been the best day ever!

RAPUNZEL
Discovering new dreams…

FLYNN
That’s an adventure for sure!

DONALD AND DAISY
Uh-huh!

TIANA
Trying something new…

NAVEEN
And having a swinging good time!

GOOFY
You bet!

ELSA
Finding the confidence…

ANNA
To be true to yourself.

MINNIE
That’s right!

MICKEY
Here’s to all of us — old friends and new!

OLAF
Warm hugs for everyone!

(ALL laugh.)

MICKEY
Aw!

MINNIE
Oh, this is what I love about the Friendship Faire!

(Music transitions to “On This Day.”)

ALL
On this day, it’s this day,
Come from near or from far!
All these separate parts together make us whole!

On this day,
(On this day)
This very day,

Doesn’t matter who you are!
(This very day)
There is room enough for ev’ry heart and soul!

We are links in a chain made of silver and gold.
We are part of a pattern about to unfold.
We are heroes of stories, as yet to be told.
We come together on this day!

We are links in a chain made of silver and gold.
We are part of a pattern about to unfold.
We are heroes of stories, as yet to be told.
We come together on this day!
We come together on this day!

(Castle fireworks. Applause. Characters bow and exit in groups, leaving MICKEY and MINNIE.)

MICKEY
Thanks to all of you — old friends and new — for celebrating with us today! See ya real soon!

(MICKEY and MINNIE exit.)

ANNOUNCER
We invite you to enjoy the rest of your Royal Friendship Faire day, here at the Magic Kingdom!

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